Im baaack, and a word on slot machines

Okay, I have been very busy for a while so I ignored this blog but now i remember it. Well I just came back from a nice little cruise, around the Mexican Rivera, and I have something to say. Those old lady's + slot machines/martini=no retirement fund. I mean every second of the day, they sit their with their bottles of wine, and their tabloids, staring into their future, disposing of thousands upon thousands of quarters. Its horrifying and yet so magnificent.

Oh yeah, i almost forgot

Bush Quote of The Day

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.
-- (at a Yale speech, 2001)

Explanation:
By reading this quote i finally understand why our country is in such great shape. America we elected a C student from Yale. Better not try that again.

Top 10 best portable things of all time.

1. portable elf.
   
2. brand new friars club joke book.
3. a sponge
   
4. E=MC2
5. walkie talkies
6. rock n roll
7. an origin of species
   
8. dinosaurs
   
9. layaway
   
10. rock n roll
    

explanations:

1. Don't ask why i chose this
   
2. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ...
   
3. Because without it how will you be able to wash things.
   
4. Do you know what we were able to achieve by knowing this?Umm well okay this hasn't helped us at all but at least we can use it to sound smart.
5. Because cell phones talk at night.
   
6. Because without it all we have is MTV.
   
7. Don`t want to upset the evolutionists.
   
8. And you definitely don`t want to insult the creationists.
   
9. Why do you think its one of the greatest inventions ever?
10. Yes i know i already said it, just making sure you don`t forget.
    

Bush quote of the day

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

Review on quote: So if i understand this quote correctly what the president of the United States of America has been doing in the office for the past 8 years was thinking of new ways to harm our country and people. Well that explains a lot.

An idea

I have decided that for a while i am going to concentrate on funny quotes but please if you see something cool or funny still send it to me and ill post it.

Hi there,how ya doing

hey this is a new blog about well anything. I will post anything i find funny on the internet. Ill think of my own stuff. If you find something funny, make a funny story or anything you find cool i will post it. So enjoy!