Top 10 best portable things of all time.

1. portable elf.
   
2. brand new friars club joke book.
3. a sponge
   
4. E=MC2
5. walkie talkies
6. rock n roll
7. an origin of species
   
8. dinosaurs
   
9. layaway
   
10. rock n roll
    

explanations:

1. Don't ask why i chose this
   
2. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar ...
   
3. Because without it how will you be able to wash things.
   
4. Do you know what we were able to achieve by knowing this?Umm well okay this hasn't helped us at all but at least we can use it to sound smart.
5. Because cell phones talk at night.
   
6. Because without it all we have is MTV.
   
7. Don`t want to upset the evolutionists.
   
8. And you definitely don`t want to insult the creationists.
   
9. Why do you think its one of the greatest inventions ever?
10. Yes i know i already said it, just making sure you don`t forget.